Mr. and Mrs. Bell:
Mr. and Mrs. Bell love hosting huge family gatherings. Marriage was a foregone conclusion once they started adding up family members on their second date.
Mr. Bell likes moustache wax, bowties, and argyle sweater-vests. He loves showering his wife with surprise gifts in front of an audience.
Mrs. Bell likes petticoats, clutching her pearls, and a tight “throw-together” up-do! She is grateful that, as yet, no one expects her to cook the turkey.
LOL!